Beautiful Lie;

I'm young and i'm stupid but that doesn't mean you can judge me
You don't know my story, you don't know what I've been through and how many times I've been back-stabbed and left for
how many times I've been reminded that i'm not good enough for anybody
the fact is nobody knows anything

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

electricsed:

jamborii:

klefable:

skatersaint:

klefable:

shoutout to girlcode for being fabulous 

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU
like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

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thequeenofhell:

what Americans imagine being Australian means

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kisslng:

twerkforcats:

i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home

this is the most relevant thing I have ever read

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myanacondadonot:

Is this the new Godzilla movie?

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I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

1dasf:

A SECURITY GUARD AND A FAN WERE DANCING I LOVE ONE DIRECTION CONCERTS

wabby994:

ok but consider this

  • bi characters whose most defining trait isn’t flirting with everyone they meet

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(Source: ohstylesno)

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